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by Katie Peachesa April 13, 2020 1 min read

£2.5k Gold Vibrator Stolen In Sexy Heist

By Ksenia Sobchak

A Brazilian sex-shop teller was unexpectedly tied up last week as an armed robber broken in and helped himself to a gold vibrator worth around £2.5k.

While erotic goods and luxury lingerie are amongst the top products in the Brazilian luxury sex toy store, being tied up while on the clock certainly wasn’t a part of the clerk’s job description.

The raunchy robber took the Swedish-made gold vibrator but didn’t take anything else: the rest of the luxury erotica was left on the shelf to be sold to other customers and the clerk was left tied up until she was rescued by the local police.

Store owner Vanessa Baldini added that the gold vibrator wasn’t solid gold at all and that the robber is going to be sorely disappointed: the sex toy has a stainless steel shaft which means that getting the gold plating off of the vibrator is going to be near to impossible.

If that’s not enough, Baldini also pointed out that the robber may opt to get his rocks off with the vibrator as a consolation prize, but he neglected to pinch the charger for this pocket rocket. With no buzz and no gold either, the thief is going to be at a double loss.

Baldini added, "I really don't know what he'll do. I'll leave it up to his imagination."
The theft comes in time for Brazil’s own Valentine’s Day which is a high season for erotic shops and online sex toy retailers.

Katie Peachesa
Katie Peachesa

Katie Peachesa is a sex and lingerie blogger based out of the urban chic Wapping in the heart of East London, United Kingdom. In her spare time, Katie enjoys photography, yoga and fitness, a bit of boxing, traveling, keeping up with the latest fashion trends and mudlarking and exploring pastoral settings. You are likely to find Katie in an artisan cafe in Brick Lane on a Saturday afternoon furiously typing her next article on her laptop whilst she is sipping on her flat white and drawing inspiration from the hustle and bustle in the heart of creative London. Katie runs the "Fashion Life Mag" and has been featured in Cosmopolitan, Allure, Grazia, Tatler, Evening Standard and other popular media outlets.


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