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April 10, 2020 1 min read

Do Girls Wank? 15 Terms For Female Masturbation

By Tatyana Dyachenko

"If you asked thirteen-year-old me what I wanted to be when I grew up, hovering somewhere near the top of the list alongside 'astronaut' and 'writer' would have been 'wanker'. When I was thirteen, I wanted to be a wanker." - Girl on the Net, My Not-So-Shameful Sex Secrets

Do girls wank? It's something I've only very recently considered as I make my way through Girl on the Net's recent book. She confesses that when she was younger, she used to wank furiously, and that she absolutely loved it more than anything else.

Now, I don't deny that girls masturbate, but wanking was always something reserved for boys. It was something my boyfriends did, something my male friends would do. Something they'd ask you to do for them. But never, ever did girls wank. It's a question of semantics. Girls Frigg, Masturbate, Jill out, Rub One Out, Fiddle, Stroke or Play. They do not wank.

But perhaps my hitherto unquestioned ideas of masturbation are altogether wrong. So I went in search of some of the strangest terms I could find for female masturbation. Here are 15 of the most commonly-used yet bizarre terms for flipping your nubbin:>

Spend A Night In With the Girls
Touch Type
Squeeze the Bean
Rub One Off
Ride the Two-Finger Cowboy
Manual Override
Buff the Beaver
Beat Off
Diddle
Fingerpainting
Battery Testing
Flip your Flossy
Frigging
Butter the Biscuit
Ride the Unicycle

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