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by Katie Peachesa October 19, 2017 4 min read

How to Buy a Sex Machine

By Tatyana Dyachenko

The thought of machine sex is a bit disconcerting to most, but the orgasms that come with it are enough reasons to get over the reservations and hop on. The downside of sex machines is that they are damn expensive and the types that are present make the whole selection process even more complicated.

Factors to Consider Before Purchase

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Your purchasing factor is a great place to start. With price tags that may make you gasp and have a mini heart attack if you were not expecting, you have to decide how much you are willing to cough up for an assured orgasm.


Different machines are designed differently with the intention of hitting the spots from various angles. If you are considering straddling, doggy style or good old missionary, make sure to check the dildo position to determine if it will make your dreams attainable.


If you have no intention of letting friends or family trip over your sex toy and ask some inexplicable questions, always consider if the machine will fit in your special storage space. Some machines are inflatable, others can be dismantled with ease while others are big and bulky requiring a large space set aside. Always make sure to determine the storage options before purchase.


One size fits all may be fine for you, but sometimes you prefer changing the height and tweaking the dildo position to get to that spot that’s craving some attention. Whether you would like a rigid dildo position or the adjustable type should come into consideration as you choose the machine to purchase.


The ability to change out the original dildo for one of your own may be important to you. If this is the case, always check the attachment options for the machine. Some machines are compatible with a wide array of attachments while others only accept custom made attachments that are only available from the manufacturer while for others the dildos are permanent and switching them out is impossible. Whichever your needs may be, always check for this as some original dildos may be too small or too big and therefore unable to meet your needs.


If you are in a position to, always make sure that you physically view the machine before purchase. Inspecting it up close may reveal some features that were not visible on the picture and this will be helpful in helping you make a final decision regarding the machine. If you cannot make it to physically view the toy, find videos that show the machine in action and this will help you determine if the machine will be fit enough to meet your needs.


Some machines are not discreet at all. In use, the machine has a powerful motor rotation noise that is bound to let anyone within reasonable distance that you are getting some action. However, some silent machines require you to do all the work as they have very limited moving parts. If you are fine with the manual work associated with a silent machine or if a quiet session is what you are aiming for, then make sure to check the noise level of the machine before purchase. If noise is not something that you are bothered by, then all machines are up for grabs for you.


If you have a partner, it just makes sense to have an open discussion with them about the choice of machine that will be ideal for both of you. If you belong to different sexes, it is paramount that you discuss whether you will require two toys or a single machine that will cater to both your needs. Purchasing a machine is a big deal especially with the price tag and although an orgasm may be important, it is definitely not worth getting into an argument with and causing strife in your relationship.

Getting a sex machine is a big step in your sex life and whether you are single or in a partnership, making an informed decision is of absolute importance. Taking your time to consider all the options greatly lowers the risk of you making a purchase that you will regret later.

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Sex Machine Reviews

Sex Machine Lounge

Sex Machine Lounge

They say high quality sex toys offer the most pleasurable and thrilling sexual experiences with all the vital functions incorporated into one lean sex machine. This notion is basically true otherwise I would not be here in front of the computer writing a measly review right?

When I set my eyes on the Sex Machine Lounge, I knew it was love at first sight – although I never really believed in that saying until I felt it. I mean, I did not have to read a how to use sex toys manual just to have an idea how to use it.

It is a portable and inflatable love machine that comes with three different kinds of vibrators that can be attached and detached to the lower part of the chair or the so-called “thrusting unit”: a jelly vibrator, a G spot vibrator, and a thick purple realistic dildo. It also includes a foot pump so inflating it is made more convenient; a remote control wherein you can manipulate the thrusts of the vibrators; sex toy cleaner and lubricant; a hot wax candle; a silk love mask; and a feather tickler. There are also built in ankle and wrist straps for pure bondage fun.

There are a lot of things one can do with the Sex Machine Longue. When I use it alone, all I can do is position myself the way I want to on top of the chair, fiddle with the controls, and just enjoy the multi speed vibrations. The chair is so comfortable and relaxing and the vibrator’s thrusts are just heavenly.

I tend to tease my lover every time I suggest role-playing. I just do a doggy position and let the thruster penetrate me, and then he gets turned on and asks for a blow job while he sees me being continuously pleasured.

I think that this sex toy is indeed a great product. Who would have thought that adult novelties would also come in bulks?

Katie Peachesa
Katie Peachesa

Katie Peachesa is a sex and lingerie blogger based out of the urban chic Wapping in the heart of East London, United Kingdom. In her spare time, Katie enjoys photography, yoga and fitness, a bit of boxing, traveling, keeping up with the latest fashion trends and mudlarking and exploring pastoral settings. You are likely to find Katie in an artisan cafe in Brick Lane on a Saturday afternoon furiously typing her next article on her laptop whilst she is sipping on her flat white and drawing inspiration from the hustle and bustle in the heart of creative London. Katie runs the "Fashion Life Mag" and has been featured in Cosmopolitan, Allure, Grazia, Tatler, Evening Standard and other popular media outlets.

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