Many relationships begin in the work place, which is hardly surprising as the UK is at the top of the list when it comes to the amount of hours spent in the office. Starting a new relationship and falling in love can mean that you find it extremely hard to keep your hands off each other, so working with your new squeeze often leads to the need to find a way of sneak off for a steamy session without getting caught!
Always remember that if you’re going to engage in some loving during working hours you are running the risk of being discovered, disciplined and even sacked! But sometimes all of that goes out of the window…
Keep it private:
Don’t be tempted to have sex in an area where you are very likely to get clocked by the boss or fellow colleagues. It may feel really naughty and exciting to think that you could get caught out at any moment, but if someone sees you it will create lots of very embarrassing questions, and may even mean that one or both of you will lose your jobs. It’s really not worth the risk! Some great locations for loving include store cupboards which are rarely used, and conference rooms which can be locked. Another option which many people may not fancy is the bathroom. Slipping into a cubical together doesn’t exactly sound romantic, but if needs must!
Also, make sure that you are aware of any cameras in the vicinity. You can be extremely careful when choosing a secluded and private location only to be scuppered by a sneakily placed CCTV camera! Remember that store cupboards which contain stock will often have a security camera installed inside in order to keep an eye on stock use. However, it is illegal to put camera in toilets and changing rooms…
Wear the right thing for easy access:
It sounds so cheap, but wearing clothes that include tons of fiddly buttons and zips will make your cheeky quickie a lot more difficult. Wear items which can easily to hitched up or slipped off. Also, a word of warning to ladies; make sure that you take your lipstick off before attacking your man or he will end up covered in it! Now that’s what I call a giveaway!
Once you’re done and dusted spend a bit of time straightening yourself up, don’t just rush back to your desk with ruffled hair and crumpled clothing. Check your clothes are all on the right way, your hair is neat and your makeup isn’t smudged. This little task will ensure that you can get away with work place sex for a little longer.
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