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by Katie Peachesa April 10, 2020 2 min read

Make Your Meat LOOK Like Meat With Bacon Condoms

By Ekaterina Mironova

'FACT: Each year 5 billion condoms are sold worldwide, 450 million in the US alone and exactly zero look, feel or taste like Bacon - until now." - so says the creative (and a little whacky) bacon-loving duo selling this crazy product.

J & D's Foods is a Seattle-based company which proudly declares that everything should taste like bacon. And they're not kidding. They do bacon salt, baconnaise, bacon waffles, bacon spread and even bacon popcorn.

It's not any of these that got them into the mainstream media's eye though. J & D's Foods became a roaring success in the media (and of course in the adult industry!) when they released a line of Bacon Lubricant. It began as an elaborate practical joke, Justin Esch told the Huffington Post, but it soon became apparent that J & D's customers wanted real bacon love. The product now retails at $11.99 and is made of entirely vegan-friendly ingredients.

'You've always been a lover of bacon," the website explains, 'Well, now you can be a bacon lover with baconlube, the world's first bacon-flavored massage oil and personal lubricant."

If that's not enough to get your porker begging for more, you can also now have bacon condoms. Oh yes, they're real. And they'll set you back $9.99 for a pack of three!

Don't be alarmed though. These bacon condoms aren't made from hog casings or sausage jackets - they're made from top quality latex and are coated with the famous J & D's Foods baconlube for that added meaty flavour and a 'hot pork experience".

'Every Bacon Condom has been rigorously tested to help ensure reliability and the utmost safety for when you're makin' Bacon."

If you're bacon mad, J & D's Foods also offers other bacon novelties, such as bacon-flavoured lip balm, a bacon coffin (!) and bacon baby infant formula. As if things weren't weird enough.

Katie Peachesa
Katie Peachesa

Katie Peachesa is a sex and lingerie blogger based out of the urban chic Wapping in the heart of East London, United Kingdom. In her spare time, Katie enjoys photography, yoga and fitness, a bit of boxing, traveling, keeping up with the latest fashion trends and mudlarking and exploring pastoral settings. You are likely to find Katie in an artisan cafe in Brick Lane on a Saturday afternoon furiously typing her next article on her laptop whilst she is sipping on her flat white and drawing inspiration from the hustle and bustle in the heart of creative London. Katie runs the "Fashion Life Mag" and has been featured in Cosmopolitan, Allure, Grazia, Tatler, Evening Standard and other popular media outlets.


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