Sex and Cooking

Sex and Cooking

By Ksenia Sobchak

Ahh two things many of us really love. Sex and Cooking, they’re great apart and brilliant together. Most people I know enjoy cooking and are always so proud of what they cook, and the brilliance of cooking a long meal you have a lot of time on your hands. And whats better than filling a big space of time in your day than having sex? Not much, after all this is a sex website.

For me, part of the fun of cooking, at least cooking when you’re doing it for yourself though you could always do this with guests around too, is doing it naked. I love it, my partner loves it. But as Joey says on Friends ‘Nothing that spatters’. Well spattering isn’t a problem if you happen to have a spit guard. One of those metal meshes which stops fat spitting all over the place? They are rather important to keeping rather sensitive parts less burnt whilst cooking. Especially if like me, you use a frying pan a lot in cooking.

Anyway, so anti-burn protection out just in case, let the cooking commence! And theres not really anything special to cook, from baking a cake to doing a stir fry, what you’re cooking doesn’t really matter. Though its always best to do something that takes a while and doesn’t need constant monitoring so that you can get down on the kitchen floor and really thrust out a good long bout of sex. On the other hand, you can do something which requires work and have your partner take you from behind, which means you can just about manage to cook at the same time.

Though as a standard, the kitchen is a great place to have sex, not only is there plenty of things to help you clean up afterwards but a cold floor or a sexy romp on the kitchen table (if it can handle it) is one of the more fun things to do in the home.

What I think I love most about being kinky and having sex whilst cooking is the eating afterwards. Making a chocolate cake then eating it fresh out the oven just after having sex and cuddling up in front of the television completely satisfied in more than one way.

So there you have it, another brilliant way to bring two wonderful things together and one of them be sex. Get in the kitchen and start cooking up a sexy storm, and let us know about it.