Surreptitious Sex Toys You Can Keep In Your Office

Surreptitious Sex Toys You Can Keep In Your Office

By Ksenia Sobchak

Office sex is pretty hot by all accounts, and it doesn't hurt to keep the fires burning so why not spice things up even more with a surreptitious sex toy that you keep hidden in your top drawer? Whether you've got a thing for the boss, or you're sending saucy texts to your partner during the day, an office quickie doesn't have to happen in the copier room. Zip off to the loo for a bit of self-pleasure, or sit quietly at your desk in your office - with these surreptitious sex toys, no-one will be the wiser.

Remote control vibrating thong

This one's definitely a crowd pleaser. Hand your office lover the remote and wear the thong all day for unexpected waves of pleasure. The thong has a slim pocket in the gusset which is used to store an included bullet vibe - set to go off at any moment as your partner enjoys watching you squirm from across the office! Be sure to set rules though, you don't want to suddenly lose control of your knees while you're delivering a presentation in a business meeting!

Disguised vibrators from the Studio Collection

Everybody knows that if you open a woman's drawer at her desk, the first thing you'll find is her lipstick - and then her pens, post-it notes and other stationery. What could be more discreet than a sophisticated Studio Collection Lipstick? This designer make-up accessory isn't there to make you look beautiful: it's actually a discreet, multi-function vibrator that can easily be scooped off for a retouch in the ladies' room. Also available as a vibrating bullet stored in a discreet compact and vibrating mascara wand.

Kegel Exercise Balls

Kegel love balls are best kept out of view - so why not put them where nature intended and enjoy the pleasure of duo-ball motions as you move about your daily routine? They're easy to insert, comfortable to wear for long periods of time, and will keep you fit as a fiddle as you exercise your kegel muscles. It helps that they're super sexy too and will definitely not go amiss if you happen to enjoy a sensuous meeting with someone special in the copier room.