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Pleasant vanilla scent and smooth, soothing massage oil texture.

I recently tried the Lelo Vanilla-flavoured Erotic Massage Candle, and overall, it was an interesting experience. First off, the scent is definitely pleasant. It has a sweet, warm vanilla fragrance that's not overpowering, which I really liked. It created a cozy, relaxing atmosphere in the room, and I could smell it lightly even when the candle wasn’t lit, which added to the ambiance.

When it came to using the candle for massage, I was impressed with the texture of the melted wax. It turns into a warm, silky oil that feels nice on the skin, and I didn’t find it sticky at all. The warmth is just right—enough to feel soothing, but not too hot or uncomfortable. It made for a pretty relaxing massage, and my partner and I both enjoyed the sensation of it.

However, there were a few things I didn’t love. While the scent is pleasant, it did fade a bit faster than I expected once the candle was burning, so it didn’t linger as much as I’d hoped. Additionally, I found that the wax didn’t always melt evenly, which left some areas a bit thicker than others. It wasn't a huge deal, but it did interrupt the smoothness of the massage a bit.

I also feel like the price point is a little high for what you get. The candle does add a touch of luxury to the experience, but considering the size and how much you actually use for a massage, I’m not sure if it’s worth the full price for frequent use. If you’re looking for a special treat or to try something a bit different, it’s worth considering, but if you’re on a budget, there might be better options out there.

Overall, the Lelo Vanilla Erotic Massage Candle is a nice product with a few little quirks. It’s perfect for a romantic evening or a special occasion but might not be something you’d use regularly.

Comfortable, adjustable cuffs, soft blindfold, and beginner-friendly design.

I recently tried the Shots Toys Introductory Purple Bondage Kit 1, and I thought I’d share my thoughts on it. As someone who is relatively new to bondage, I was curious about a beginner-friendly kit, and this one seemed to be a good starting point.

The first thing that stood out to me was the color — purple is not what I typically expect from a bondage kit, but it’s a nice change from the usual black. The materials feel decent for a beginner's kit. The restraints, which are velvety soft on the inside, were comfortable to wear and adjustable, so I didn’t feel like I was restricted too tightly. I did appreciate that it didn’t leave any marks or discomfort after wearing it for a while. The ankle and wrist cuffs have a simple buckle design, which was easy to adjust, but I found the straps could have been a bit longer, especially for larger wrists.

The kit comes with a blindfold, which was actually quite effective. It blocked out light well and felt soft against my skin. I was able to get into the headspace without feeling too much discomfort, which is a win.

However, I wasn't overly impressed with the restraints themselves when it came to sturdiness. For someone who is looking for something more intense, I think this kit might not hold up. I felt like the cuffs could break with more aggressive movement, so it's definitely more suited for light to moderate play rather than anything too heavy-duty.

The kit also comes with a small flogger, and while it’s not the highest quality, it got the job done for a light introduction. It definitely didn’t deliver the type of impact I was hoping for, but that’s to be expected with a beginner’s kit.

Overall, I had a positive experience with the Shots Toys Introductory Purple Bondage Kit 1. It’s a solid, comfortable option for beginners who want to dip their toes into bondage play without investing too much upfront. It’s easy to use and enjoyable for light exploration, but if you're looking for something more robust, this might not be enough. For the price, though, it’s a good starter kit.

Rich chocolate scent and smooth, comfortable wax for play.

I recently tried the Ouch Kinky Chocolate Scented Wax Play Candle for Couples, and here's what I think.

First off, the scent is amazing. It really does smell like rich, indulgent chocolate, which added a cozy and sensual vibe to the room. When lit, the fragrance wasn't overpowering, just a soft, sweet aroma that lingered in the air. It was a great start to the whole experience.

Now, when it comes to the wax itself, I have mixed feelings. The idea of using warm wax for a bit of play is fun, but this one didn’t completely hit the mark for me. The wax melted well and wasn’t too hot, which is important, but I found it took a bit longer than expected to melt into a usable liquid. I had to keep the candle burning for a while, which isn’t a huge deal but just a little bit of a hassle when you're in the moment.

The texture of the wax was smooth, and it didn’t leave any sticky residue on the skin, which was a pleasant surprise. My partner and I both agreed that the sensation of the wax was enjoyable—it wasn't too intense, just warm enough to be fun without being uncomfortable.

However, one downside I noticed was that the candle didn’t burn for as long as I hoped. It’s not the most efficient when you want to keep going with the wax play for an extended period of time. Also, the wax did harden quickly, which means you have to work fast once it’s dripped, or it can become a little difficult to spread.

Overall, it was a nice addition to our routine, and I do appreciate the playful element it added, but it’s not something I would use every time. The scent and the idea are great, but I think I might look for a candle that burns longer and melts a bit quicker for more spontaneous fun.

Relaxing warmth, smooth texture, subtle fragrance, and soothing ambiance.

I recently tried the Ouch Pheromone Scented Erotic Massage Candle, and overall, I had a mixed experience. First off, the candle itself has a sleek design, which made it feel a bit luxurious sitting on the shelf. Lighting it was a pleasant experience—it has a soft, warm glow, and the scent is subtle but enticing. The fragrance is a blend of vanilla and something slightly floral, which isn’t overwhelming, and it does add a nice touch to the ambiance.

When I lit the candle and let it melt, the idea of using the melted wax for a massage was intriguing. The wax actually turns into a warm oil, and it's easy to apply. The warmth of it felt great during the massage, and it wasn’t too hot, which I was worried about at first. The texture of the oil is smooth, not too greasy, and it absorbs well into the skin. I liked that part—it made the massage feel relaxing and a little indulgent.

However, I didn’t really feel the "pheromone" aspect. Maybe it’s subtle, but I didn’t notice any particular change in mood or attraction that would make me say the pheromones worked. I think it’s more of a gimmick than anything truly transformative. Another downside was the burn time. It seemed to burn down pretty quickly, which, considering the price, left me wanting a bit more longevity.

So, in the end, I did enjoy using it for the massage experience itself—it's a lovely touch for a relaxing night. But if you're looking for a strong impact from the pheromones or a longer-lasting candle, this might not be your best bet.

I enjoyed the soothing scent and smooth, non-greasy texture.

I recently tried the Ouch Rose Scented Erotic Massage Candle, and here’s what I think. First off, the scent is really nice. It has a soft, sweet rose fragrance that’s not overpowering, which I appreciated. It creates a relaxed and calming atmosphere, perfect for a massage. The candle burns pretty well, and the wax melts into an oil that’s easy to apply, making the massage smooth and comfortable.

The texture of the melted wax is nice on the skin—it’s not too hot, and it doesn't leave any sticky residue, which is a huge plus for me. It absorbs into the skin fairly quickly and leaves it feeling moisturized without feeling greasy.

However, there were a couple of things I didn’t love as much. For one, the candle is on the small side for the price. It didn’t last as long as I expected, especially since I wasn’t using it for extended sessions. Also, while the scent is pleasant, it didn’t linger long after the candle was blown out, which was a bit of a letdown.

Overall, it’s a nice product, especially for short, intimate massage sessions. The soothing aroma and the texture of the wax are the best parts, but I feel like it’s a bit overpriced for the amount you get. Would I recommend it? Sure, if you’re looking to try something new for a massage, but it might not be the best option if you're seeking something more long-lasting or cost-effective.

Comfortable, effective suction, smooth silicone, visually interesting design.

I recently tried the Prowler Red Silicone Black Bubbles Nip Suckers, and here’s my honest take after using them.

First off, I was really curious about them because of the unique design. The silicone material is soft and flexible, which felt comfortable on the skin. The “bubbles” in the design added a bit of visual interest, but they also created a nice seal once applied. The suction was easy to control, and I could adjust the intensity by either pressing more or releasing a little. I found it to be quite effective in giving a noticeable tug, which felt both intriguing and pleasurable.

What I liked the most was the smoothness of the silicone. It didn’t irritate my skin or feel too harsh, even after using it for a while. The suction was strong enough to give a good effect without feeling uncomfortable. It was a fun experience overall, especially for someone looking to explore something new.

However, there were a couple of things that I didn’t enjoy as much. The biggest issue I had was with how easily they could slip off if I wasn’t careful in keeping them in place, especially when moving around. While they fit snugly enough, any slight shift in position could break the seal. The cleaning process also wasn’t as easy as I expected. Since they have those bubble-like indentations, it can be a bit tricky to get into all the nooks and crannies.

Overall, the Prowler Nip Suckers are an interesting and enjoyable product, but you may want to use them in a stationary position and be prepared for a slightly more involved clean-up afterward.

Warm, soothing oil and soft, sensual skin feel afterward.

When I first tried the Je Joue Erotic Massage Candle, I was curious about how it would work. The idea of a candle that melts into warm massage oil sounded luxurious and a little adventurous, so I decided to give it a shot.

The first thing that struck me was the scent. It had a light, pleasant fragrance that wasn’t overpowering, which I really liked. Lighting the candle created a soothing ambiance, setting a nice tone for the evening. Watching the wax melt into oil was almost mesmerizing and added a sense of anticipation to the experience. When it was ready to use, the oil was warm but not too hot—something I had been slightly worried about. It felt amazing on the skin, smooth and moisturizing without being sticky or greasy. My partner and I both agreed that it made the massage feel extra special, and our skin felt soft and hydrated afterward.

That said, there were a few things I didn’t love. The candle didn’t last as long as I had hoped. If you’re using it for a longer massage, you might find yourself needing to relight it or scrape the edges to get more oil, which can break the moment a little. I also wished there were more scent options. While I personally enjoyed the one I chose, I could see how someone more sensitive to fragrances might find even the subtle scent limiting. Additionally, there was a small amount of wax residue left on the rim of the container. It wasn’t a big issue, but it felt like something I needed to keep an eye on to avoid messiness over time.

Overall, the Je Joue Erotic Massage Candle is a fun and sensual addition to a massage routine. It’s unique and creates a beautiful atmosphere, even if there are some minor drawbacks like the burn time and scent variety. I see it as more of an occasional indulgence than an everyday item, but it’s definitely something I’d recommend to anyone looking to add a little extra intimacy and warmth to their evenings.

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Je Joue Kinky Erotic Massage Candle for Couples
Melody (City of Westminster, GB)
I enjoyed the soothing warmth, smooth texture, and relaxing scent.

I recently tried the Je Joue Kinky Erotic Massage Candle for Couples, and here's my honest take on it.

First off, the idea of using a massage candle was intriguing. The candle itself is sleek, with a subtle, elegant design that would look nice on a bedside table. When lit, the wax melts into a warm, oil-like consistency, which is great for massages. The scent is definitely pleasant but not overpowering – it's a little sweet, a little floral, and very soothing. I appreciate that it doesn’t overwhelm the room with fragrance, and it sets a relaxing mood without being too intense.

In terms of the massage, I have to say the warm oil feels lovely on the skin. It’s not too hot, which was a concern I had initially. The texture is smooth, and it glides well, making it perfect for a sensual massage. It doesn’t feel sticky or greasy, which was a nice surprise. Plus, the warmth adds a cozy, intimate vibe that enhances the overall experience.

What I did enjoy was how relaxing and intimate it made the massage feel. It’s perfect for setting the mood before a night of connection, and the sensation of the oil on the skin was definitely a treat. The candle lasts for a decent amount of time, so you get multiple uses out of it, which I think is great for the price.

On the flip side, one downside I experienced was that the wax can harden quickly once it’s no longer in contact with the heat, making it a bit tricky to reuse after the initial application. You also need to be careful not to spill it, as it can get a bit messy if you're not careful with where you pour the melted wax.

Another thing to note is that while it’s marketed as an erotic massage candle, it didn’t feel overly special in that regard. It’s definitely great for a calming, intimate experience, but I wouldn't say it added a huge element of eroticism for me personally – it’s more of a relaxing, pampering vibe.

Overall, I would recommend the Je Joue Kinky Erotic Massage Candle if you're looking for something that enhances relaxation and creates a cozy, intimate atmosphere. It’s a great addition to a self-care routine or a quiet evening with a partner, but if you’re looking for something that offers more intense, erotic sensations, you might not find it to be quite as impactful.

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Calexotics Forbidden Removable Rose Gag
Tessa (City of Westminster, GB)
Stylish design, adjustable fit, and easy removable feature.

I recently tried the Calexotics Forbidden Removable Rose Gag, and here's my honest take on it.

To start with, the design is really unique. The rose looks elegant and adds a bit of flair, which is nice if you're into something that feels a bit more stylish in the bedroom. It's definitely a conversation starter and looks a bit more sophisticated compared to some other gags I've used.

When it comes to comfort, the gag itself is made from silicone, which I found to be soft enough to wear for a little while. The strap is adjustable, which is a major plus because I could make sure it fit just right. I didn't have any issues with it being too tight or uncomfortable, so I was able to focus on the experience rather than discomfort.

The part I enjoyed most was how the gag is removable. It’s nice to have the option to take it out easily when needed, especially if you're doing a scene where you don’t want to keep it in for too long. The mechanism to remove it is simple and quick, which makes it practical.

However, there are a couple of things I wasn’t as thrilled about. First, the gag is a bit larger than I expected. For someone who isn’t used to gags, it could feel a little overwhelming or hard to keep in for extended periods. The size might not be ideal for beginners or those who prefer something smaller and less intrusive.

Also, while the design is beautiful, the rose can be a bit bulky. When it's in use, it doesn’t have the most streamlined feel, and I found it a little challenging to find a perfect balance between wearing it comfortably and still getting the desired effect of having the gag in place.

Overall, it’s a fun and unique product if you’re looking for something a bit different. It's stylish, adjustable, and the removable feature is practical. Just be mindful of the size and bulkiness if you're more used to minimalistic designs.

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9-inch Mister b Black Large Ribbed Anal Butt Plug
Jayla (City of Westminster, GB)
The ribbing provided unique stimulation and the material felt high-quality.

I recently tried the 9-inch Mister B Black Large Ribbed Anal Butt Plug, and I have mixed feelings about it. To start, the size is definitely something to note—it’s large, and if you’re not accustomed to bigger toys, it can be intimidating at first. I personally enjoy a challenge, so the size wasn’t a huge issue for me, but I can see it being uncomfortable for someone new to anal play.

The ribbing along the plug is what stood out to me. The texture feels interesting—each rib provides some stimulation, and it adds a bit of a unique sensation compared to smoother plugs. For me, the ribs gave a decent amount of pleasure, especially when I moved the plug slowly. However, there was a point where it felt like the ribs were a bit too pronounced and caused some discomfort. If you’re not careful with the insertion and removal, it can be a bit much.

The material is soft, flexible, and feels high-quality. It’s easy to clean, and I appreciate that. The base is a good size, too—large enough to prevent any issues with it going in too far, but it’s still comfortable when you’re using it. One thing I didn’t particularly enjoy was how bulky it felt during longer sessions. It’s something that requires a bit of time to get used to, and I found that I had to take breaks to avoid feeling overwhelmed.

Overall, if you’re someone who’s experienced with larger toys and enjoys textured stimulation, the Mister B Black Ribbed Butt Plug might be a good fit. It’s high-quality, but it’s definitely not a beginner-friendly option. I’d recommend it for those looking for something more intense, but it’s not for everyone.

Comfortable silicone, adjustable settings, convenient remote, easy to clean.

I recently decided to give the 5.6-inch Silicone Black Rechargeable Prostate Massager with Remote a try, and here's what I thought about it after using it for a bit.

First off, the build quality of this massager is pretty solid. The silicone feels smooth and soft to the touch, which made me feel comfortable using it. It's also flexible enough to adjust to my body, which is a plus when it comes to comfort. The size of the massager is decent—at 5.6 inches, it’s not too big or too small. For me, it was a nice balance, and the shape seemed well-suited for prostate stimulation.

The rechargeable aspect is fantastic. I didn't have to worry about replacing batteries, and it charged quickly enough, lasting for several sessions. I also liked that it's waterproof, which made cleanup easy after use. A simple rinse, and I was good to go.

One of the standout features, for me, was the remote. It gives a lot of flexibility in controlling the intensity and vibration settings without needing to move around much. It made the experience more hands-free and enjoyable.

However, there were a couple of things I wasn’t completely sold on. While the remote was convenient, it could be a bit finicky at times, especially when trying to adjust the settings in the middle of use. The buttons didn’t always respond as quickly as I would’ve liked, and I found myself pressing them multiple times to get the desired setting.

Another thing I wasn’t a huge fan of was the noise level. It's not excessively loud, but it's noticeable, especially if you're trying to be discreet. I was hoping for something a little quieter, but it wasn't a deal-breaker.

Overall, my experience was positive. The 5.6-inch Silicone Black Rechargeable Prostate Massager with Remote does what it’s supposed to do, and I enjoyed it. I just wish the remote was a little more responsive and the noise level was lower. If you're looking for a functional, comfortable massager, this one is definitely worth considering.

Smooth, durable, and aesthetically pleasing with a cute heart gem.

I recently tried the 3.6-inch Stainless Steel Silver Medium Anal Plug with Red Heart Gem, and overall, it was a mixed experience for me. The design is definitely eye-catching. The red heart gem is a cute touch, adding a bit of personality to what could be a rather ordinary item. The steel feels durable and smooth, which I appreciated as it gives the plug a sense of quality.

In terms of size, I found it to be a decent fit for someone who’s used to smaller plugs. It's not too big, but it still provides a satisfying sensation. The material is really easy to clean, which is always a plus for any toy. Plus, the weight of it feels solid, and I noticed that the metal helped with the overall sensation, especially in terms of temperature play when it was warmed or cooled.

However, I did have a couple of things I wasn’t too fond of. The narrow base is something I didn’t really enjoy. It wasn’t uncomfortable, but I would’ve preferred something a bit wider for better stability, especially when it comes to longer sessions. The heart gem, while pretty, didn’t quite sit as securely as I would have liked, and it had a tendency to get in the way sometimes during use.

Overall, I think this plug is a good option for those who are looking for a fun design and something not too large but still effective. It's well-made, and the weight and smoothness of the stainless steel are definite positives. The fit and the base design could be improved for more comfort, but it’s still a solid choice overall.

Versatile sizes, strong vibrations, and high-quality silicone material.

I recently decided to try the Bathmate Silicone Black Rechargeable Vibrating Butt Plugs Set of 3, and I have to say, I have mixed feelings about the experience. Here's my honest take:

First off, the packaging was sleek and discreet, which I appreciated. When I unboxed the set, I noticed that the plugs felt high-quality, with smooth, soft silicone that didn’t feel flimsy or cheap. The set comes in three different sizes, which I liked because it allows for progression if you're someone who likes to work your way up.

The vibrations were a highlight for me. The intensity levels are adjustable, and I found that the lowest setting was comfortable for warming up, while the higher settings definitely added an extra level of pleasure. The rechargeable battery is also a nice touch, as I didn't have to keep replacing batteries, and the charging time wasn’t too long.

One thing I wasn’t a fan of, though, was how big the largest plug was. I understand that some people might prefer the size, but it was just a little too much for me, even after working my way up through the smaller ones. The middle-sized plug was more my speed. Another thing to note is that the controls, while simple, could be a bit tricky to navigate while in use—sometimes it took a few tries to adjust the settings when I wanted to change the intensity.

As for cleaning, the silicone is easy to wash, but the larger plugs have a bit of a wider base, which makes it harder to clean thoroughly in some spots. Not a huge issue, but worth noting.

Overall, I enjoyed the product for its versatility and the pleasure it provided, but I think it’s best suited for those who are more experienced with anal play. The larger sizes might be overwhelming for beginners, and the controls could use some refinement, but it definitely delivers in terms of vibration intensity and quality.

Comfortable, smooth silicone, easy to clean, variety of sizes.

I recently tried the Bathmate Silicone Black Butt Plugs Set for Beginners, and I thought I'd share my experience. I’ve been curious about trying something like this for a while, so I decided to start with a beginner-friendly set.

First off, I was really impressed by the quality of the silicone. It feels soft and smooth, which was a big plus for me because comfort is key. The plugs are flexible, which made insertion a lot easier than I expected, and I didn’t feel any discomfort while using them. I also liked how they are all different sizes, so I could gradually work my way up depending on my comfort level. I started with the smallest one, which was just right for a beginner.

The design of the base is also worth mentioning. It’s wide enough to ensure that the plugs stay securely in place, which gave me peace of mind during use. It also makes cleaning them afterward really easy — the silicone is simple to wash, and I felt confident in keeping them hygienic.

However, I did notice a couple of things that weren’t as enjoyable. The plugs are a bit firmer than I thought they’d be, which made the larger sizes a little more challenging to use. It took some time to get used to, and I had to be extra patient with the medium and large ones. The size transition between the smallest and the medium one also felt a bit more significant than I anticipated, so that might be something to consider if you're just starting out.

Overall, I think this set is a great option for beginners, especially if you're looking for a set that offers variety without being overwhelming. It’s well-made, easy to use, and a good way to explore this type of product. I wouldn’t say it’s perfect, but for the price and what it offers, I’m happy with my experience. Just take your time and listen to your body as you try out different sizes!

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Bathmate Anal Toy Cleaner 100ml
Olive (City of Westminster, GB)
Effective, gentle, subtle scent, easy to apply, and hygienic.

I recently tried the Bathmate Anal Toy Cleaner (100ml) and wanted to share my experience. First off, the packaging is simple and functional, so nothing too fancy there, but it does its job. The cleaner itself has a decent spray nozzle that dispenses the product evenly, which I appreciated because it made application easy.

As for the cleaning power, I was pleasantly surprised. It works well in getting rid of any residue, leaving toys clean and fresh without too much effort. It’s also gentle and doesn’t have an overpowering scent, which was something I worried about. There’s a mild fragrance, but it’s subtle and not off-putting, which is a big plus for me.

On the downside, while it’s effective, it does take a little bit of time to really make sure everything is thoroughly cleaned, especially if the toy has intricate details. It’s not a quick rinse and go kind of cleaner. I also found that you need to use a decent amount for larger toys, which means the bottle doesn’t last as long as I expected.

Overall, I’d say the Bathmate Anal Toy Cleaner does its job well—it leaves everything sanitized and fresh without harsh chemicals. My main gripe is that it doesn’t last as long as I’d like, but it’s still a solid choice for regular use.

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7-inch Toyjoy Silicone Black Large Anal Beads
Aspen (City of Westminster, GB)
Smooth silicone, gradual build-up, good grip, and body-safe material.

I recently tried the Toyjoy Silicone Black Large Anal Beads, and I wanted to share my experience. First off, the material is really nice — the silicone is soft, smooth, and feels high quality. I appreciated that it’s body-safe, which is always important for me. The size is definitely on the larger side, so it’s something to keep in mind if you’re not used to bigger toys. I was a little hesitant at first, but the flexibility of the beads and the gradual size increase made it a bit easier to get used to.

When I started using them, I liked the sensation that the beads gave as I slowly inserted them. There’s a real sense of build-up with each bead, which is something I really enjoyed. The base is firm and gives a good grip, making the beads easy to pull out when you're ready. It’s definitely more of a “gradual build” experience, so I wouldn’t recommend this if you’re looking for something quick or intense.

On the downside, I did find the beads to be a little on the bulky side for my preferences. It’s not that it’s painful, but it felt a bit too much at times, especially when I reached the larger beads. For someone who’s more experienced, this may not be an issue, but for beginners, it could be a bit overwhelming. The size also made cleaning a little trickier, especially between the beads, although the silicone is easy to wash overall.

Overall, I think it’s a solid toy, especially for those who like a gradual, build-up sensation. However, it's definitely not for everyone, particularly if you’re new to anal play or prefer smaller, less intense toys.

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10-inch Xtrem Vinyl Black Prostate Massager for Him
Vivienne (City of Westminster, GB)
Sturdy, effective design with easy grip and cleaning.

I recently tried the 10-inch Xtrem Vinyl Black Prostate Massager for Him, and here’s my honest take on it.

First off, I really appreciate how sturdy and well-made the massager feels. It’s solid, yet the material is flexible enough to be comfortable when in use. The size is definitely on the larger side, so if you're new to prostate massagers, this one might take some getting used to. Personally, I found the size manageable after a little warm-up with a smaller toy.

One thing I liked about it was how easy it was to clean. The vinyl material doesn’t retain odors, which is a huge plus. Also, the handle is easy to grip, which is good because it provides solid control during use. I could feel the contours of the massager working its way against the right spots, and it did give a noticeable effect.

On the downside, I found it could be a little tricky to position it just right, especially when I was trying to find the ideal angle. It took a few tries to get it in the most comfortable position for effective stimulation. The length, while good for some, was a bit much for me at times, and I would have preferred something a little more manageable in terms of overall size.

Another minor issue was that it’s on the firmer side, which can be great for pressure, but it can also feel a little uncomfortable if you’re not careful or are using it for a prolonged period. A bit of lube goes a long way here, though, so that helps a lot.

Overall, I’d say this massager could be a good choice if you’re experienced and looking for something on the larger side. It does the job and feels like a quality product, but it’s not the most beginner-friendly, in my opinion.

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Playhouse Stainless Steel Silver Steel Anal Probe
Camille (City of Westminster, GB)
Smooth, durable, and offers satisfying fullness with the right care.

I recently tried the Playhouse Stainless Steel Silver Steel Anal Probe, and I thought I’d share my experience with it. The first thing that stood out was the weight. The steel is heavy, which made the product feel durable and sturdy, but also a little intimidating at first. I wasn't sure if I’d be comfortable with the weight, but after using it, I realized it gave a nice feeling of fullness, which I appreciated.

The smooth, polished finish of the steel felt sleek against my skin, and I didn’t experience any discomfort when using it, as long as I was careful with lubrication. The size of the probe was decent, not too big or too small for me, but I could see it being a little too much for beginners.

One thing I did find a bit tricky was the temperature. Stainless steel tends to retain heat or cold, so if you’re not careful, it can be either too warm or too cold to start with. However, once it warmed up to body temperature, it was fine. I think it would be fun to experiment with temperature play if that’s something you're into.

As for what I didn’t enjoy, the weight did make things a bit difficult during longer sessions. It’s not the most comfortable to hold in place for an extended time without a bit of extra effort. I also found cleaning it to be a bit of a chore. While it’s easy to wipe down, it’s not something I’d want to throw in the dishwasher, so it requires a little more care in that department.

Overall, I’d say it’s a solid product if you enjoy stainless steel toys and are looking for something with a bit more weight and a sleek design. If you're new to anal play or prefer lighter, softer toys, this might not be the best choice. But for me, it provided an enjoyable experience overall, even though I was cautious at first.

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Ass Puffer Nubbed Inflatable Anal Plug
Bailey (City of Westminster, GB)
Enjoyed control, texture, and unique sensations.

So, I recently tried out the Ass Puffer Nubbed Inflatable Anal Plug, and I've got some thoughts to share.

The design is pretty intriguing; it's got these little nubs all over which I thought would add an interesting texture. When I first got it, I was a bit apprehensive about the inflation mechanism because I've had mixed experiences with inflatable toys in the past - sometimes they can be a bit too much or not quite enough. But let's dive into my actual experience.

I enjoyed the texture, which felt like having a massage inside, which was surprisingly enjoyable. If you're into texture play, this could be a fun addition to your collection. The inflation bulb gives you good control over how much it expands, which is nice because I liked being able to adjust the size based on how I was feeling. Once you get the hang of inserting it, which took a bit of patience, using it was pretty straightforward. The valve for inflation is easy to handle, and deflating it to remove was simple enough.

However, there were some downsides. The comfort wasn't always there; there's a fine line between enjoyable pressure and discomfort, and I found this plug occasionally crossed over. The nubs, while adding to the sensation, could also be a bit too intense at times, especially if you inflate it a tad too much. The material, PVC, isn't my favorite for these kinds of toys. It doesn't feel as premium or body-safe as silicone would, and there's that slight plasticky smell you might not want to deal with. Also, keeping it in place was a challenge. If you're moving around, you might need to adjust it or hold it in place, which can break the moment.

I used this plug both during solo sessions and with a partner. It's definitely not for beginners because of its intensity and the need for careful inflation management. If you're experienced or looking to explore more advanced anal play, it could be worth a try, but I'd recommend going slow and having plenty of lube on hand.

Overall, while it has its perks, especially with the textural play, it's not without its drawbacks. If you're sensitive or prefer a more natural feel, this might not be your go-to. But if you're curious about inflatable toys and don't mind a bit of a learning curve, it could offer some fun exploration. Just be prepared for a bit of trial and error to find your sweet spot.

Fun design, soft tail, smooth silicone, adds playful novelty.

I recently tried the 10 Inches Furry Tales Silicone Piggy Tail Butt Plug, and I have to say it was definitely an interesting experience.

First off, I was curious about the novelty of having a tail as part of the design, and I have to admit, it did add an element of fun to the experience. The tail itself is well-made—fluffy, soft, and surprisingly lightweight. It has a nice length to it that didn’t feel too bulky, but it was long enough to have a bit of character. If you’re into role play or just enjoy something a little different, the tail certainly adds a playful touch.

The plug itself is made of silicone, which I appreciate because it's body-safe and smooth, making it relatively easy to insert. The size was manageable for someone who’s a bit more experienced, but I could see it being a challenge for beginners due to the length and the firmness of the material. I enjoyed the fullness and the way it felt once in place, but I did notice that because of the longer length, it wasn’t the most comfortable for prolonged wear. After a while, I felt like I needed to adjust, as the weight of the tail could get a little distracting.

On the flip side, the size of the base was a bit larger than I expected, and while it was secure enough, it made removal somewhat tricky, especially for a solo experience. The texture and flexibility of the silicone made it relatively easy to clean, which is a big plus for me.

Overall, I would say I enjoyed the novelty and the unique design, but it might not be something I reach for frequently. The tail aspect is fun, but the size and the sensation of the plug itself may not suit everyone’s preferences, especially if you're after comfort during longer wear.

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Master Series Bendable Pink Pig Tail Butt Plug
Maria (City of Westminster, GB)
Unique design, bendable feature, comfortable for extended use.

I recently tried the Master Series Bendable Pink Pig Tail Butt Plug, and I wanted to share my honest thoughts on it. To start, I’ll say I was curious about the unique design and the fact that it's bendable, which seemed like it could add an interesting twist to things. The "pig tail" part of the design is definitely a fun and quirky touch, and I have to admit it made me smile a bit when I first saw it. It’s not something you'd typically find in most butt plugs, so it definitely stands out.

The material feels smooth and comfortable at first touch, and I appreciate how easy it is to clean. The bendable feature is probably the most interesting part. It allows for some flexibility during use, which can be a nice change depending on your position or comfort level. The plug is made of a soft, yet firm material, and I found it to be comfortable for longer sessions, though I wouldn’t say it’s the most comfortable plug I've used—there are some others out there that offer more smoothness and less of a "firmer" feel.

Now, as for the pig tail itself, it’s fun but did feel a bit awkward at times, especially when you’re moving around. I guess I wasn’t expecting to have to be so mindful of the tail, as it does tend to get in the way during certain positions. The bendable nature helps with flexibility, but it does require some readjusting to avoid any discomfort.

Another thing to consider is the size of the plug. It’s not overly large, but it might be a little intimidating for beginners. I would say it's best suited for those who are somewhat experienced with larger plugs. For me, it felt like the right balance between a fun design and a manageable size.

In the end, I think the Master Series Bendable Pink Pig Tail Butt Plug is a good product for those who want something that’s a bit different and offers a fun experience. It’s definitely not for everyone, especially if you're looking for something more practical or subtle. For me, it was a playful, unique addition to my collection, but I wouldn’t say it’s my go-to for every use.

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4.5-inch Nexus Black Lite Excel Prostate Massager
Molly (City of Westminster, GB)
Comfortable size, smooth material, ergonomic design, and good control.

I recently tried the 4.5-inch Nexus Black Lite Excel Prostate Massager, and I wanted to share my honest experience with it.

First off, the size of this massager is pretty manageable. At 4.5 inches, it’s not too intimidating for beginners, but still offers a decent level of stimulation. The material is smooth, and the design is ergonomic, which makes insertion comfortable enough. I liked the shape – it’s contoured well to hit the right spots. The fact that it’s made from a body-safe material also gave me peace of mind.

The shape and angle worked well for me in terms of providing prostate stimulation, and the subtle curve did its job in hitting the right area. The handle is also a nice feature, making it easy to control during use, which I appreciated because it gave me better control and comfort.

What I didn't enjoy as much was the firmness. While it’s not too rigid, I found that the product could have been a little more flexible, especially when adjusting positions. It can feel a bit too stiff, which sometimes made it harder to find the perfect angle or to keep it in place during longer sessions.

Overall, while the Nexus Black Lite Excel Prostate Massager delivers a solid experience with its ease of use and functional design, I did wish it offered a bit more flexibility. It’s a good choice if you’re looking for something straightforward and reliable, but if you prefer a softer feel or more adjustability, you might want to look for something a bit more flexible.

Smooth, stylish, comfortable size, and easy to clean.

I recently decided to try the 3.2-inch Stainless Steel Silver Medium Anal Plug with Pink Gem, and here’s my honest take on it after using it a few times.

First off, the quality of the plug is undeniable. The stainless steel feels solid and smooth, and I really appreciated how sleek it looked with the pink gem at the base. It adds a touch of style without feeling overly flashy, which I liked. The gem doesn’t affect the comfort or usability, but it certainly gives the plug a bit of personality.

When it comes to comfort, I was surprised by how smooth it was, especially when using a good amount of lubrication. The size was just right for me — not too big to be intimidating, but still offering a satisfying level of fullness. The weight of the steel was noticeable but not uncomfortable; it actually made the experience feel more substantial.

However, one downside I noticed was that, while the design is great visually, the base could have been a bit larger for better security. It didn’t cause any major issues during use, but I found myself being extra cautious to ensure it stayed in place. It wasn’t a deal-breaker, but I did find myself checking it more than I expected to.

Cleaning it was easy enough, as stainless steel is always a breeze to sanitize. Just be sure to dry it thoroughly after washing, as it can get a little slippery with water.

Overall, it’s a solid product if you're looking for something that looks good, feels good, and doesn’t break the bank. I think the size is ideal for someone who has a bit of experience but doesn’t want to go too large. I would just suggest being mindful of the base for a bit of extra peace of mind.

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5.5-inch Aneros Black Ice Large Prostate Massager
Alaina (City of Westminster, GB)
Comfortable fit, deep stimulation, hands-free experience, high-quality design.

I recently tried the Aneros Black Ice Large Prostate Massager, and here's my honest take after using it.

First off, the size of the massager was a bit intimidating at first. At 5.5 inches, it’s definitely larger than what I’ve used in the past, but after some initial hesitation, I appreciated how it fit and provided a deeper sensation. The design is sleek, with a nice smooth finish that feels comfortable against the skin. The material feels high-quality and doesn't have any weird plastic smell, which was a big plus for me.

The shape of the massager seems well-thought-out, especially the curves that help target the prostate effectively. I could definitely feel it hitting the right spots, and it did provide some solid stimulation. The longer I used it, the more I appreciated the hands-free experience that Aneros is known for. The movement feels quite natural when the right pressure is applied, and there’s a good amount of control you can get from your body’s own movements.

That said, I did have a few minor challenges. The initial insertion took a bit of patience, as it’s larger than what I’m used to, so some lube is definitely required. Also, the size can make it a little tricky to get comfortable at first; I found myself adjusting the angle a few times to find the right position. Once I figured it out, it was smooth sailing, but it took some trial and error.

Another thing to note is that while the material is smooth, I did wish for a slightly softer feel around the edges for a more comfortable experience, especially when trying to stay in place for longer sessions.

Overall, I’d say the Aneros Black Ice Large Prostate Massager is a solid choice for someone who is looking for a more intense prostate massage and is comfortable with the size. While it might take a bit to get used to, once you do, it offers some great sensations and hands-free pleasure.

Smooth material, gradual size progression, and visually appealing design.

I recently tried the Sparkling Rainbow Gem Anal Beads with Graduating Balls, and here’s my honest take. First off, the design is fun and visually striking—those rainbow gems definitely make the product stand out. I was a bit intrigued by the gradual size change between the balls, which promised a more comfortable and customizable experience.

In terms of comfort, I’ll say it’s a mixed bag. The beads feel smooth, and the material is pleasant to the touch, so insertion wasn’t too difficult. The graduated size helped me adjust slowly, which I appreciated. It wasn’t overwhelmingly intense at first, and I liked that I could control the pace as I used it.

However, there were some aspects that could’ve been better. The beads do get a bit heavy, and as you go deeper, they feel a little cumbersome. The larger beads toward the end, while satisfying, could have been more flexible for a smoother experience. I also felt the removal process wasn’t as smooth as I expected. The handle, while useful, didn't offer as much control during that part of the process, and I found myself a little more cautious than I’d like.

Overall, I think the Sparkling Rainbow Gem Anal Beads have some great qualities in terms of aesthetics and gradual progression, but there’s room for improvement, especially when it comes to weight distribution and ease of removal. If you're new to anal play, it might take a bit of getting used to, but if you’re comfortable with similar products, it could be a fun addition to your collection.