The 12 Best Places for a Secret Tattoo
Tattoos are drawings, inscriptions, initials, any electrically inscribed mark on the skin. Some people draw tattoos to keep them from doing stuff or to remind them of an experience or a dear person or just as a getaway from emotional issues. Some get tattoos for fashion or as a way to let the world know what they represent or believe in.
There are many reservations about having tattoos especially among parents, grandparents and guardians alike. I don’t know about you but I live in a black neighborhood with a lot of nosy “self-righteous” neighbors. Everyone be looking around to see which sister has fallen or which brother is backsliding. One time my close friend had a scar on her neck from a mild storm where a louvre broke and cut her in school (boarding school). The neighbors said it was “a tattoo attempt gone bad.” LOL, it still makes me laugh.
Top 12 spots for a Secret Tattoo
There are many hidden places where one can get a tattoo drawn on. While all of them may be secret, not all of them may be safe, for instance, your nostrils are hidden but you ain’t attempting a tattoo drawing in there, at least not while you’re sane. In addition, you don’t just want to get a secret tattoo, you want it to last and I don’t think you want the highest pain level. Now that we are past that, if you urgently need to get a tattoo for whatever reason, here are the 12 best places to make it secret:
The Butt
I don’t know about you, but my butt has got a lot of meat. The nature of the skin around the butt makes it perfect for this secret tattoo mission. This is because, while the inking process will not be painful as much, the tattoo will definitely be secret. Unless of course you get into a bikini set or some swimming trunk or other clothing that exposes it.
So if you are looking to get a somewhat painless, totally secret tattoo, the butt is your best bet, unless your butt has no meat, even at that, the secrecy is maintained.
Under the Boobs
While this may not be healthy especially if there’s need for an ultrasound or x-ray, it is hidden. Now, you don’t want to draw the “Harley Davidson” logo in this area because that would defeat the purpose, wouldn’t it. I mean, if it is small, it would be difficult to comprehend and if it is big, it will not be hidden anymore.
It must not be directly under the boobs though, fixing one in-between the boobs should suffice, just make sure it is pretty and be sure to get it in a comfortable part of the boob area.
Spine
If you are great with handling pain, this is a good place to hide your tattoo. The experience is highly painful because the spine is really bony and the feeling of needles against bones is not a funny one.
In-Between the Fingers
You know Katy Perry, right? Who wouldn’t? Well, she’s got two tattoos in the middle of her fingers; Hello Kitty and Roman Numerals. This a cute yet secret place to get a tattoo. Getting a tattoo in the middle of two digits allows you to have one and show it to whomever you want when you want.
However, if you're looking to hide it from someone you see every time, good luck with that. I’m just being honest.
Hip
This is so hidden you may need a mirror to see your tattoo. Get you a secret tattoo today.
Bicep
If you are not a regular gym user, this is the perfect place to get a tattoo. It could hurt a lot for some people and others may feel little or no pain. It depends on the person inscribing it. Some people are so good at it, you’ll feel nothing, others are…well, let’s just say better not experienced.
The Inner Rib
This is a very discreet place to get a tattoo because, unless you move about shirtless or wear crop tops that reveal it, it remains hidden. The issue though is, the skin around the inner rib is thin and might not absorb ink, so your tattoo may not last as long as you want it to. Another thing is, it is more painful than other places lie the arm.
Knee
The knee is one of the most painful tattoo spots but the inking finishes before it begins. It is hardly noticeable, so it is a great spot.
Your Inner Lip
These will not last because of constant fluid. Therefore, if you think you might change your mind about having a tattoo after you’ve had it, but you still want to have one and keep it secret, this is your spot.
If you think it’s weird to get inked if it is not gonna last, then you have got to think again after all, Miley Cyrus got her an inner lip tattoo and yes, inner lip tattoos are now a thing.
The feet
I know, it sounds crazy but then, you are looking to keep a secret. If you get a tattoo under your leg (the foot), unless you take off your footwear, socks or stockings, and fail to tuck in your legs, or unless you decide to show someone, no one would really see it. The process may tickle a bit, but the satisfaction of having a tattoo should see you through.
Armpit
What’s your craze level? Lol. The nerve endings may make it painful, but it is hidden until exposed, especially if you always wear suits.
Tricep
Just like the Bicep, the pain level is subjective but it is a cool place to get you a secret tattoo.
For whatever reason, some people consider tattoos indecent and some of them are people we hold in high esteem so we don’t want to offend them, thus the need to get hidden tattoos. Yeah, that’s why I’ve provided the 12 best places for a secret tattoo.