The Sexiest Advent Calendar Of All Time

Customarily used to count down the days to Christmas, advent calendars have been in place since before. But to switch things up, you can modify these twelve days sexily by incorporating toys, costumes, and activities to bring out a sense of sexy and erotic. Imagine twelve days of sex toy or a couple's advent calendar.

Whether it's on holidays or normal days, you love gifts. If you are particularly into chocolate-a-day advent calendars, especially when you were a teenager, then a sexy advent calendar is something for you. Naturally, advent calendars were originally used in church to count down the days to Christmas. However, that's not the case, at least not anymore. You can enjoy a different advent calendar filled with daily gifts for any passion. The most pleasant advent calendar is the sex toy advent calendar. If you aren't a fan of sex toys, you miss out on a lot. In this sexy advent calendar, you will find your favorite sex toys, little bottles of lube, lingerie, and more.

12 Days Of Sexmas Sex Toy Advent Calendar  

Wiratno (2021) explained that this toy advent calendar features up to 12 popular sex toys. The toys might include the famous bullet vibrator, a sex toy nipple clamps, a rabbit vibrator, and some even edible chocolate body paint. The sexy goodies are simply stunning, and if you are looking for something erotic and still iconic, you can access them. This set will suit you right, whether flying solo or with your partner. With 12 days to feature different sex toys, this is a vibe to spice your sexual life.

7 Nights Of Temptation Lingerie Calendar  

Advent calendars are not all about sex toys. If you are the kind who enjoys costumes or dressing up for seductive nights, then this advent calendar will suit you right. This calendar gives you the gift of lingerie instead of sex toys. This lingerie advent calendar comes with several different lingerie designs in two sizes. Both gift sets are designed to fit a range of sizes, one for normal size range and another for the plus-sized ladies. It was hard to find a man who a woman in lingerie did not turn.

Couple’s Sex Toy Advent Calendar 

Masses & Masses (2015) stated that the couple sex toy advent calendar is the perfect pick. Even more interesting is that it will suit any couple, whether your partner has a penis or vulva. This advent gift set opens up presents which include: a blindfold, a cork ring, sex dice, soft hand binds, and more. Anal play lovers are also not left behind, as several sets will include anal beads. For couples ready to explore a fetish, anal sex, or during sex, this toy will help you figure out what you like with several little sex toys.

12 Days For Play Sex Toy Advent Calendar For Men   

Marchand (2019) explained that advent calendars are not just for women; men too aren't left out in fun. The idea behind this gift advent calendar was with the penis in mind. This advent calendar features toys like butt plugs, cork rings, strokers, and anal beads. Altogether, you will enjoy 12 days of unlimited pleasure, whether straight or not. 

12 Days Of Kink And BDSM Christmas Advent Calendar 

Lundblad (2020) explained that the kinky spectrum has quite some lovers, but whether you fall under this spectrum or not, this advent calendar will suit you just fine. It features 12 days of kink and BDSM toys that are iconic whether you are trying it for the first time or a lover of BDSM. In this gift box, you will find a flogger, blindfolds, sex toys, restraints, and even collars for those days that you feel like being dominated over.  

12 Days For Her Christmas Advent Calendar  

Because it's named an advent calendar for "her", you have a pretty good idea of what it's meant for. But whether you want to have fun alone or with your partner, this gift box is a vibe. Also, you must understand that you can enjoy the pleasures of these toys whether your partner has a vulva or penis. This advent calendar will have you enjoy the pleasures of several sex toys.

The Advent Calendar For Couples      

Let’s leave sex toys outside the picture for a minute; obviously, not everyone is into sex toys. If experimenting is not your thing as a couple, this advent calendar will suit you fine. Some advent calendars will feature three different calendars. The beauty of this advent calendar is that each calendar includes between 24 and 31 windows. Like the customary advent calendar, you will open a window every day. However, unlike the traditional advent calendar, you will not be opening up boxes of chocolates, but instead, you will find seductive suggestions in these windows. This advent calendar is more about romance than sexy fun. 

24 Days Of Sex Coupon Book 

The homemade coupon book is quite the Christmas gift. This advent calendar takes this idea to conjure up 24 naughty nights of Christmas. Every 24 days, in-store provides a new sexual coupon for couples to explore. However, as a member of the sexual minority, this coupon will have disadvantaged you. It is because this advent calendar seems to cater to only straight couples. So yes, if you want sexual adventure and need sexy ideas to get started, this Christmas coupon book might be your gift.  

10 Days Of Fifty Shades Advent Calendar   

Whether reading or watching the "fifty shades of grey" series, you are familiar with the scenes from that story. To bring the vibe into the bedroom, a 10-day play gift set will work. Normal advent calendars offer twelve days, but these ten days will work fine. It is loaded with more than enough sex toys to make it all worth it. It is if you are a kink person or a lover of BDSM.  

Conclusion  

Customarily advent calendars were meant for counting down the days to Christmas, commonly in churches. However, now you can switch things up a notch to make the most out of twelve days. Whether you are a fan of sex toys or flying solo or with a partner, there is something for everyone. These advent calendars also accommodate everyone, whether straight or from the sexual minorities. A definite vibe for everyone.

References

Lundblad, B. K. (2020). Endings and Beginnings in the Shadow of Elections. Currents in Theology and Mission, 47(4).

Masses, S., & Masses, W. (2015). FIRST SUNDAY OF ADVENT VISITATION PARISH.

Marchand, C. (2019). Celebrating The 12 Days of Christmas: A Guide for Churches and Families. Wipf and Stock Publishers.

Wiratno, T. (2021). Subtitles of Sex Toy Advertisements: Sexual Expressions and Translation Techniques.