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Woodland Fun - How to Have Amazing Sex in the Woods!

Woodland Fun - How to Have Amazing Sex in the Woods!

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Tatyana Dyachenko
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Veronika Matutyte
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Katie Lasson
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🌟 Key Points Summary 🌟

  • 🌲 Embrace nature's beauty—it's the perfect backdrop for romance!

  • 💞 Communication is essential—discuss desires and boundaries beforehand!

  • 🧺 Pack a cheeky picnic—snacks and drinks make for delightful interludes!

  • 🌿 Choose a secluded spot for a dash of privacy—no peeking squirrels, please!

  • 🚀 Don’t forget the blankets—comfort is key to woodland escapades!

🧠 Key Advice & Tips from Our Experts 🧠

  • 🔍 Explore different positions—nature offers limitless possibilities!

  • 🎉 Warm up with some playful teasing—it’s all about building anticipation!

  • 💬 Check in with each other often—it's essential for an unforgettable experience!

  • 📅 Consider the time of day—sunsets add a magical touch to your escapades!

  • 💖 Remember to enjoy every giggle and fumble—it’s all part of the fun!

By Ksenia Sobchak

Right, well we’ve done a few outdoor based articles already but this one is a bit more specific. However unfortunately you have to live close to a forest, or some form of woodland, for this to be possible, but saying that you could always plan a holiday around a forest location. Anyway to the point, forests are a brilliant place even if you take sex out of the equation. That's not what we’re about though so we’re definitely putting sex back in and lets see where it takes us.

I do write this being lucky enough to live somewhere close to a forest, not a very big one but it definitely allows for some fun. The first, and best, part of living near a forest is simply that the forest will change completely over the year. Spring through to winter the forest will undergo changes from being a lovely light green full of flowers to a dark heavy and wet woodland. Does this make a difference to having sex in a forest? Well of course it does! The seasons, as we’ve mentioned before, make sex so much more exciting. If you find a nice secluded place in your local woodland you can really start to make it your own.

Any form of pleasure outside is perfect, but if you really enjoy nature theres nothing more fun that laying down in a forest and having a lot of fun on the forest floor. If you’re lucky enough to live near a non-maintained or ‘naturally’ maintained forest then it can get more exciting. The way that trees are felled, or naturally fall in the forest make hidden little dens which in spring and summer are often covered in blossoms and leaves, and in autumn and winter a slightly more fun covering of holly. And if you’ve ever tried to have sex near holly you’ll know that half the fun comes from trying not to prick yourself every thrust.

Theres not ever anything specific to do in a forest, you could do anything from a quick round of oral sex on a well trodden footpath, to doggy style right in the heart of the woods. There is only ever one downside in my mind and that really is lack of ability to clean oneself up after having sex. The only way to solve this is to be prepared, just take enough tissue, or toilet paper, along with you so that when all is said and done, you don’t have anything dripping down your thigh on the walk home.

This is really one of my favourite things to do, go out and give it a go yourself, then tell us all about it.

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