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By Ekaterina Mironova

This article is about strange insertions. You will be amazed, or maybe not so amazed, at what people will use to get themselves off, or see how far they can go. After a little looking around you can see that the people who will use almost anything, are pretty stretched in both holes. They can take a lot more than just a penis.

Now, there is going to be very little order in this article, just as there is very little true reason. It is more for a bit of fun to see what people will really use to get that nice fuzzy feeling. Starting with the least strange would be the hairbrush. I am sure some of you have tried this one, just to see what it is like. Trouble is that it is not only shorter than a penis, but not as fat, so I am not sure how well that worked. As a small note, people do also use the end with the bristles but not many as it can cause severe internal problems.

The next one is a shower gel bottle, now these are quite large so you will have to be pretty stretched to get this in. The woman I saw doing this however had three inserted, so she was very stretched. Leading on from this is a bar of soap. Now I know I did not do very well in biology when at school but I am pretty sure you will screw up the pH of your body with that so best avoid it too.

Lets lead with a kitchen triple, some of these are quite extreme. First the handle of a frying pan, not too bad, smaller than the average penis so nothing terrible about that, although it could be difficult to cook with it. Next is a rolling pin, now I don’t know about you but here they are huge, so you will have to be well exercised before being able to do that. Last but not least is a whisk, which is quite strange and an image I am not soon going to forget. It did not look like it could be pleasurable but, having not tried it, you never know.

A sporty section leaves us with a tennis ball, a shuttlecock, and a tennis racket. Now a tennis racket is larger than the average penis so it can have some interest, especially if you like to use three of them like some people. A shuttlecock, well these are fairly small and unless you want to destroy inside yourself, not worth inserting all the way. As for a tennis ball, yes it is very large and you will have to be very stretched, but at least it is soft.

I think I shall finish this article with the bottle and can. A bottle is not a bad idea really. They are strong, they start tapered, and can be quite a good way to stretch yourself. People do vary in the size they use, from a small beer bottle to a large bottle of champagne. I suppose you can think of it in the way of going up to the next level. As for cans, these are fairly generic in size and will require significant stretching to be able to use. As an addition I have seen a two litre coke bottle go up a woman’s arse. If there was any proof that the human body had the ability to stretch, that would be it.

So, a conclusion to this rather strange and seemingly pointless article. Ultimately, it was pointless but it does have a message. Don’t stick to general things. Yes there are some things you really should not use, and that some people do not seem to have grasped this idea yet, but at least they are taking a different stance on things. If you see something that you think might feel good, then by all means go and try it, you never know. I am sure some of you have used things that are not considered ordinary, so tell us about them.