A FEW THINGS TO LEAVE OFF YOUR SEXY CHRISTMAS LIST

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Have you ever asked yourself why things keep going wrong every time you try to have a good time during Christmas? It may be because you overdo things instead of keeping them simple. Below are things you should leave off your sexy Christmas list; having sex under a Christmas tree, giving your anal virginity, and watching random holiday porn.

Giving your naughtiness a festive twist is a top-notch movie, and it keeps your sex life fresh and makes holidays fun. You can be creative because there are no rules for a dirty Christmas, making things even more interesting. However, things can go off the rails. Here are some naughty things you should leave off your sexy Christmas list to save you some trouble.

Having Sex Under The Christmas Tree

A little fun and loving under the Christmas tree sounds fun and romantic, but it's not. There isn't much room under a Christmas tree. You and your partner will be uncomfortable even if you spoon during sex. Your hair will probably get caught in the branches, and spending time trying to untangle your hair is a big mood killer. Your back and ass may get covered in pine needles if you don't sweep carefully and thoroughly. The worst thing is that you may knock the Christmas tree over, especially if the sex is rough. However, a pine Christmas tree can be itchy and ticklish when in contact with skin, as Blakeslee (2003) showed. This makes both partners lose concentration when having sex.

Having Sex With Your Co-Worker At The Christmas Party

You may get drunk at a Christmas party, and one of your co-workers may be looking great, which may tempt you to have sex with them. Don't forget that you'll both be sober at some point, and things may get awkward. Having sex with a random person, especially one whose face you keep seeing at work is not in your best interest. Party and have fun to avoid having regrets.

Having Sex Through A Wreath

Fucking through a wreath is a terrible idea. Someone may get jabbed by the pine needles, which is a surefire way to feel like your dick isn't as long as you thought it was; in addition, your hands should be on a woman’s  clit, not holding up a decoration.

Christmas Sex Positions

You will find many lists promising to give you some festive sex positions you can try if you look up dirty Christmas ideas on the internet. Do not fall for it. They are regular sex positions that have been given funny names. Do not over-think. According to Ketcham (2012), you could consider having some sweet cozy, or hard-pounding doggy-style sex on your Christmas day. There's no point in rebranding something that is already perfect. Consider putting up some Christmas lights, wearing sexy costumes, and having sex if you are interested in a festive fuck, as Kreider (2000) suggested.

Giving Your Anal Virginity

Christmas feels like the perfect and right time to finally let your man stick it up to your ass. Don't make the mistake of making Christmas the first night you try anal sex. There's nothing wrong with anal sex on Christmas, but you should at least schedule your first time. Jones (1918) noted that anal is fun, but only if you are in the right mood. It would help if you were ready and aroused, which might not happen on Christmas day. Ensure to wait until it feels right. Don't have a deadline or put pressure on yourself. The day you take your man in your ass may not be on a Christmas, but it will still be special.

Peppermint In Your Pussy

It may be tempting to stick candy canes in your pussy but never fall into that trap. stick to your partner's cock, fingers, or a body-safe sex toy if you want to fuck your pussy with something different other than a dick.

X-Rated Christmas Music

X-rated Christmas music is never a good idea to set your mood. It is not funny or sexy as people hope it will be. Some songs are problematic, and no one wants their sexy evening ruined by homophobic lyrics. Stick to your normal sex playlist, and it will keep you in a nice, sexy mood if you want things to be sexy and fun.

Watching Random Holiday Porn

You may think that watching holiday porn may get you in the mood, but all you'll get is some atrocious acting with a confusing plotline and some heel-licking scenes that will take up too much of your time. Ensure it is full of stuff that will turn you and your partner on if you want to watch Christmas-themed porn with your partner. Pick something ahead of time and skim through the video to ensure it won't be a waste of your time.

Keep It Simple

You can keep it simple but fun instead of getting freaky in ways that may ruin your Christmas. You can wrap and unwrap your bodies. There are plenty of places on your body where you can place a bow. You can opt for ribbon and bows or wrap yourself up with a sheet. You can even buy those huge gift bags and tuck yourself in. You can add a message tag with a flirty line if you wish. The fun part will be unwrapping your body.

During Christmas with your partner, another fun thing you can do is take a tour through the neighborhood to look at Christmas lights, talk about what you like, and let the wonder of the season smile at you.

The Bottom Line

Christmas should certainly be sexy but don't overthink it. Do something naughty and give it a festive twist to make it enjoyable. It doesn't have to be complex. String up a few decorations, make time with your partner, and go where your moods take you. It might be simple, but you will still come together, and that is what the Christmas spirit is all about.

References

Blakeslee, S. (2003). Humanity? Maybe It’s In The Wiring. New York Times, 12(07), 03.

Jones, E. (1918). Anal Erotic Character Traits. The Journal Of Abnormal Psychology, 13(5), 261.

Ketcham, J. (2012). I Am Jennie. Simon And Schuster.

Kreider, T. (2000). Introducing Sociology. A Review Of Eyes Wide Shut. Film Quarterly, 53(3), 41-48.